The End Is Near

Pastor Mark along with a few members of the congregation are standing by the side of a road holding a banner that reads "The end is near! Turn around now before it's too late!" A passing driver yells, "You guys are nuts!" and speeds past them.

From around the curve, they hear screeching tires—then a big splash.

The pastor turns to Deacon Frank and says, “Do you think we should just put up a sign that says ‘Bridge Out’ instead?”