86 Funny Easter Jokes and Puns Everyone Will Love

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Every bunny will laugh out loud at these Easter jokes and puns

Easter is one of the favorite holidays to celebrate with family and friends. With these funny Easter jokes and puns, you’ll have something in your back pocket to make everyone around you smile all day long.

Therapist: What’s been up lately? Chocolate bunny: I don’t know Doc, I just feel so hollow inside.

When does Valentine’s Day come after Easter? In the dictionary

How do you make Easter easier? Replace the “t” with an “i.”

What comes at the end of Easter? The letter “r”

How can you make Easter shopping go faster? Use the eggs-press lane.

One Easter, a father was teaching his son to drive when out of nowhere a rabbit jumped on the road. Slamming on the brakes, the son said, “I nearly ruined Easter. I almost ran over the Easter Bunny.” His father replied, “It’s okay son—you missed it by a hare.”

Why did the jelly bean go to school? Because he really wanted to be a Smartie.

364 days of the year: Do NOT eat anything you find on the ground. Easter: Go and search in the dirt for candy a strange giant bunny left for you, kids.

What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear? An eggsplanation

How do dinosaurs celebrate Easter? They don’t. They’re eggs-tinct.

What do you call two best friends on Easter? Two Peeps in a pod

Why was the little kid sad after the egg hunt? Because an egg beater

Why did the baby chick cross the road? To meet up with her Peeps

What did the mama rabbit say to the baby rabbit when she snuck a look at her Easter basket? No Peep-ing.

What beans don’t grow in the garden? Jelly beans

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? Because he kept quacking the eggs

What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear? 14-carrot gold

What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school? He was eggspelled.

How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggs-ercise, specifically hare-obics

Where does the Easter Bunny study medicine? Johns Hopkins

Why did the Easter Bunny have on a hat? Because he was having a bad hare day

Where does the Easter Bunny like to eat breakfast? IHOP

What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music? Hip hop

How does the Easter Bunny dry off? With a hare dryer

Why was the Easter Bunny arrested? For hare-assment

What kind of stories does the Easter Bunny like best? The ones with hoppy endings

How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur in place? With hare spray

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? To a re-tail store

What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport? Basket-ball

How does the Easter Bunny travel? By hare-plane

What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket? Two points, just like everyone else

What do the Easter Bunny and Michael Jordan have in common? They’re both famous for stuffing baskets.

Why is the Easter Bunny so funny? He always has a good tail.

Where did the Easter Bunny learn how to ski? The bunny slope

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? Because the chicken had his eggs

What do you call an Easter Bunny wearing a kilt? Hopscotch

How did the Easter Bunny get his job? He had eggs-perience.

Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant

Why did the Easter Bunny fail to deliver? He put all his eggs in one basket.

What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance? The bunny hop

What kind of coffee does the Easter Bunny like? Egg-spresso

How does the Easter Bunny stay cool? He has hare-conditioning.

What does the Easter Bunny drink on Easter? Spring water

Why did the Easter Bunny cough? He had a hare ball.

Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke? It might crack up.

Why did the Easter egg hide? Because he was a little chicken

Why won’t Easter eggs go out at night? They don’t want to get beat up.

What do you call a mischievous Easter egg? A practical yolker

What do you call a sleepy Easter egg? Eggs-austed

I was going to tell you a joke about an egg, but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.

What do you call an Easter egg from outer space? Egg-stra terrestrial

How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket? Only one—after that it’s not empty anymore.

Why do Easter eggs go to school? To get egg-ducated.

What did the egg say when the Easter Bunny told a joke? “You crack me up.”

What stories do Easter eggs tell their children? Yolk tales

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon? A new dye job

What do you call an unconventional Easter egg? Egg-centric

What do you call naughty Easter eggs? Deviled eggs

Why should you get an Easter egg hunting license? No poaching is allowed.

What is an Easter egg’s least favorite day? Fry-day.

What do the eggs want to do when the Easter egg hunt starts? Scramble

Why should you never tickle an Easter egg? It might crack up.

Why can’t eggs keep secrets? They crack under pressure.

What do you call a bunny with fleas? Bugs Bunny

Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot

Why was Peter Cottontail hopping down the bunny trail? Because he’s too young to drive

What do you call a line of rabbits jumping backwards? A receding hare-line

How can you tell which rabbits are oldest in a group? Just look for the gray hares.

Why are bunnies the luckiest animals? Because they each have four rabbits’ feet

How do you make a rabbit stew? Make it wait for three hours.

What did the bunny with DirecTV say to the other bunny? I can’t believe you still have rabbit ears.

How do you get a bunny to work overtime? Just raise its celery.

How does a rabbit throw a tantrum? He gets hopping mad.

What do you call a forgetful rabbit? A hare-brain

What did the rabbit say to the carrot? “It’s been nice gnawing you.”

What did one bunny say to the other? “You’re ear-resistible.”

What do bunnies say when they come home from work? “Anybunny home?”

What do rabbits say before eating? Lettuce pray.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit? A bunny ribbit

How can you tell a rabbit is getting old? It has gray hares.

Why did the customer complain about the rabbit stew? There was a hare in it.

How does a bunny comb his fur? With a hare brush

How do you know carrots are good for the eyes? You never see rabbits wearing glasses.

What do you call a rabbit that tells jokes? A funny bunny

What is a rabbit’s favorite game? Hide and peep

What makes a rabbit a good detective? They crack the case.