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CHRISTIAN LIFE IN LONDON | NOVEMBER 2021 EDITION
A Dozen!
CURRENT COMMUNITY STORIES
Lest We Forget
HERE WE STAND
November Prayer prompt
The “Good Work” God Has Begun In So Many Lives Through
The Greater London Celebration
Merging a Prosperous Business Career with a Dedicated Love for Jesus
“Take Me For A Spin” The Top 10 Christian Music CD's in London
Lorraine Chwiecko Knows How To Make A Big Impact A Single Item – A Kind Word
Adventuring in a Life of Faith
God Always Has a Plan: Atlanta Braves’ Swanson Credits Victory to God
Reel Review - Clifford the Big Red Dog (MOVIE REVIEW)
Canadians Invited to Bless Children in Need with Operation Christmas Child Shoebox Gifts
Angel Tree Christmas - Prison Fellowship Canada
BookMark - Hostile Intent (Danger Never Sleeps #4) (BOOK REVIEW)

Published October 2021

We searched far and wide for the best Thanksgiving one-liners. We didn’t find any, so we are giving you these 12 instead!!

Who scared the cranberry?
The booberry.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Arthur.
Arthur who? Arthur any leftovers?

What kind of key can't open doors?
A tur-key.
What's Frankenstein's favorite Thanksgiving dish?
Monster mash potatoes and grave-y.

Why do turkeys gobble?
Because they never learned table manners.

What's the best song to sing when preparing your turkey?
"All About That Baste."

What does Thanksgiving have in common with Halloween?
Gobble-ins!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don't eat this much!

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Dewey.
Dewy who? Dewey have to wait long to eat?

What’s a running turkey called?
Fast food.

What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost?
A poultry-geist!

And...

I hear you, asking me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes ...
... but sorry, I just quit "cold turkey.”






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